Van Hollen To Elise Stefanik: 'Do You Believe Israel has a biblical right to the West Bank & Nutritional deficiencies of hostages in Gaza: Medical concerns for the released & 'Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan reunite at Katz’s Deli for Super Bowl ad & with those we have lost & Rabbi Schwartz jokes

View in browser Yehuda Lave is an author, journalist, psychologist, rabbi, spiritual teacher, and coach, with degrees in business, psychology and Jewish Law. He works with people from all walks of life and helps them in their search for greater happiness, meaning, business advice on saving money, and spiritual engagement. Love Yehuda Lave Join my blog by sending me an email to YehudaLave@gmail.com The Three Musketeers at the Kotel The Three are Rabbi Yehuda Glick, famous temple mount activist, and former Israel Mk, and then Robert Weinger, the world's greatest shofar blower and seller of Shofars, and myself after we had gone to the 12 gates of the Temple Mount in 2020 to blow the shofar to ask G-d to heal the world from the Pandemic. It was a highlight to my experience in living in Israel and I put it on my blog each day to remember. The articles that I include each day are those that I find interesting, so I feel you will find them interesting as well. I don't always agree with all the points of each article but found them interesting or important to share with you, my readers, and friends. It is cathartic for me to share my thoughts and frustrations with you about life in general and in Israel. As a Rabbi, I try to teach and share the Torah of the G-d of Israel as a modern Orthodox Rabbi. I never intend to offend anyone but sometimes people are offended and I apologize in advance for any mistakes. The most important psychological principle I have learned is that once someone's mind is made up, they don't want to be bothered with the facts, so, like Rabbi Akiva, I drip water (Torah is compared to water) on their made-up minds and hope that some of what I have share sinks in. Love Rabbi Yehuda Lave. Van Hollen To Elise Stefanik: 'Do You Believe Israel has a biblical right to the West Bank Senate Stunned After Elise Stefanik Drops This Truth Bomb About the United Nations Nutritional deficiencies of hostages in Gaza: Medical concerns for the released Reports indicate their diet consisted mainly of bread, limited portions of rice, and even suspicions of being forced to drink seawater in place of potable water. Nutritional deficiencies of hostages: Medical concerns for the released - The Jerusalem Post By DR. ITAY GAL Beilinson Hospital from the Clalit Health Services prepares to welcome more released hostages.(photo credit: Courtesy) Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan reunite at Katz's Deli for Super Bowl ad The "When Harry Met Sally" couple reconvene at the iconic Lower East Side deli for a commercial for … wait for it … mayonnaise. Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan reunite at Katz's Deli for Super Bowl ad - New York Jewish Week RABBI SCHWARTZ'S LINEAGE JOKES OF THE WEEK My bloodline has a history of stomach problems. Runs in the family. What do you give a dog that graduates from university? A pedigree I couldn't join the KKK, apparently my bloodline isn't pure enough. Turns out, my parents weren't even related. Native American run deep in my bloodline. That's why I can't grow facial hair. I have Apache beard. A potato had 3 daughters. When they were all grown up, the first one came to her father and said "daddy, daddy, I'm going to get married!" Father potato asked to whom? "To an Idaho potato!" Said the first daughter potato. Father potato said "Idaho potatoes are very hearty and good lineage. He will be a good provider for you, you have my blessing." The second daughter went to her father and said, "daddy, daddy, I'm going to get married!" Father potato asked to whom? "To a sweet potato!" Said the second daughter. Father potato said "sweet potatoes are very loving and will care for you forever. He will be a good provider for you, you have my blessing." The third daughter went to her father and said, "daddy, daddy, I'm going to get married!" Father potato asked to whom? "To Sean Hannity!" Said the third daughter. "Oh no!" Said the father potato, "he's just a commentator!" Fred came home from University in tears. "Mum, am I adopted?" "No of course not", replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city. Perturbed, his mother called her husband. "Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and... and... I don't know how to say this... he may not be our son." "Well, obviously!" he replied. "What do you mean?" "It was your idea in the first place" her husband continued. "You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him." "I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred." I wanted to find out more about my ancestors so I did a little digging and... ...got thrown out of the cemetery. What do you call a protestor whose ancestors grew weed? A grass roots activist If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative...Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had! An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a huge parade I sent that 'Ancestry' site some information on my Family Tree. They sent me back a pack of Seeds, and suggested that I just start Over.. Took an ancestry test and found out I'm 50% Jewish. But I talked them down to 40. What do you call someone with no German ancestry? Guten free. The problem with Trump jokes: Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes Those we have lost Stories of civilians and soldiers killed since Hamas's onslaught on Israel on October 7, 2023 Every day you can look at another victim and send him/her prayers Those we have lost | The Times of Israel Categories Civilians IDF Israel Defense Forces soldiers and reservists Police officers Israel Police and Border Police officers First responders Local security team members, firefighters and medics Supernova festival Those who attended the Supernova or Psyduck festivals Foreigners Foreign workers, tourists and students See you tomorrow bli neder We need Mashiach now! What is disliked by you, don't do to others. Be nice and kind and smile! Love Yehuda Lave Yehuda Lave, Spiritual Advisor and Counselor Jerusalem, Jerusalem  Israel 972-585043210 YehudaLave@gmail.com You received this email because you signed up on our website or made a purchase from us. Unsubscribe