Antisemites chant 'tax the Jews' at San Francisco mayor's conference & 15 Facts You Should Know About the Sale of ChametzBy Yehuda Altein & America’s founding documents fly out of nation’s capital for first time on the freedom plane & with those we have lost & Rabbi Schwartz jokes

View in browser Yehuda Lave is an author, journalist, psychologist, rabbi, spiritual teacher, and coach, with degrees in business, psychology and Jewish Law. He works with people from all walks of life and helps them in their search for greater happiness, meaning, business advice on saving money, and spiritual engagement. Love Yehuda Lave Join my blog by sending me an email to YehudaLave@gmail.com If you have any comments or questions for me, please don't hit reply as I won't get it, write to me at Yehudalave@gmail.com 15 Facts You Should Know About the Sale of Chametz By Yehuda Altein 15 Facts You Should Know About the Sale of Chametz - Chabad.org The Three Musketeers at the Kotel The Three are Rabbi Yehuda Glick, famous temple mount activist, and former Israel Mk, and then Robert Weinger, the world's greatest shofar blower and seller of Shofars, and myself after we had gone to the 12 gates of the Temple Mount in 2020 to blow the shofar to ask G-d to heal the world from the Pandemic. It was a highlight to my experience in living in Israel and I put it on my blog each day to remember. The articles that I include each day are those that I find interesting, so I feel you will find them interesting as well. I don't always agree with all the points of each article but found them interesting or important to share with you, my readers, and friends. It is cathartic for me to share my thoughts and frustrations with you about life in general and in Israel. As a Rabbi, I try to teach and share the Torah of the G-d of Israel as a modern Orthodox Rabbi. I never intend to offend anyone but sometimes people are offended and I apologize in advance for any mistakes. The most important psychological principle I have learned is that once someone's mind is made up, they don't want to be bothered with the facts, so, like Rabbi Akiva, I drip water (Torah is compared to water) on their made-up minds and hope that some of what I have share sinks in. Love Rabbi Yehuda Lave. Antisemites chant 'tax the Jews' at San Francisco mayor's conference Democratic Socialists of America protest against San Francisco mayor's tax policy devolves into antisemitic chants against Israel and Jews. Antisemites chant 'tax the Jews' at San Francisco mayor's conference | Israel National News San FranciscoiStock America's founding documents fly out of nation's capital for first time on the freedom plane America's founding documents fly out of nation's capital for first time on the freedom plane | CNN RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE HAND JOKES OF THE WEEK When is a hand a foot? When it is 12 inches long (or on Purim if you read my E-Mail and didn't just skip to jokes…) I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right. What has 5 fingers, but isn't your hand? My hand. Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better. The other day I saw a one hand man in a second hand store...I went up to him and told him that I don't believe they have what you're looking for. In a freak accident I lost all the fingers on my right hand. I asked the doctor If I would still be able to write with it. He replied "Probably, but I wouldn't count on it" A man from Saudia Arabia got caught stealing a hand sanitizer. He won't be needing it anymore I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. It's seven What happened to the handy man when he lost his hands? He became an army man. What kind of tree fits in your hands? A palm tree You gotta hand it to short people. Because they can't reach it on their own. What do you call a spice vendor who refuses to wash his hands? Someone with too much thyme on his hands. Why do Iranian women make sandwiches with their left hands? Because they have no rights. You know what has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes? 8 Hezbolla terrorists after Israel beepered them. Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day. Husband: Well next time take the car then silly My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?" I said I'd take either/oar. The nurse hands a man his newborn and says "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." He responds "well give me the one my wife made." I steal candy bars using slight of hand...You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve I found a used football in a second hand store and I picked it up and took it to the counter. "How much is this?" I asked "That'll be $5" said the owner. "Would you like me to pump it up for you?" "Of course, thanks a lot!" I replied. So, he got a small pump from under the counter and in a few seconds the ball was as good as new. "Ok, all done" he said. "That'll be $10 please". "$10!!!??!!" I replied. "But you said $5 just now". He looked up and said "Sorry. Inflation". Yesterday and today I stuck my hand inside feather pillows. Is it normal that I'm feeling down? "Hand me downs" - Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby. (oyshhh I was hoping that you wouldn't make it to this joke…) Those we have lost Stories of civilians and soldiers killed since Hamas's onslaught on Israel on October 7, 2023 Every day you can look at another victim and send him/her prayers Those we have lost | The Times of Israel Categories Civilians IDF Israel Defense Forces soldiers and reservists Police officers Israel Police and Border Police officers First responders Local security team members, firefighters and medics Supernova festival Those who attended the Supernova or Psyduck festivals Foreigners Foreign workers, tourists and students See you tomorrow bli neder We need Mashiach now! What is disliked by you, don't do to others. Be nice and kind and smile! 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