RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE RICH PEOPLE JOKES OF THE WEEK Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I've been little, I've loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. "On the search" as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot's license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I'm afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said. What do you call a rich Chinese man? Cha Ching My rich neighbor just had a private ice rink built! I said to him "Can I have a go?" and he said "Yeah, but it'll cost you a dollar" I thought: what a cheap skate. Did you guys hear about the fruit and dairy tycoon from the Middle East? We call him the Banana Milk Sheikh My boss is so rich he even bought a kid for his dog to play with. Willpower can make you rich.. ..if you get in the right person's will. A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money. (this is very teef) What do rich people and poor people have in common? They both love to talk about money What do a fat American and a rich English have in common? Lots of pounds. I have many jokes about rich kids. Sadly none of them work. What's the similarity between typhoons with tycoons? They are both packed with a lot of wind. A Rich Wall Street trader visits a village. During his stay, he sees a young man sleeping every day and doing nothing outside his house. So he decides to persuade him to change his life and goes on to talk to him. Trader: Hello young man, looks like you have nothing to do. I suggest you come with me to New York. Man: What happens then? Trader: I'll make you a stock trader and you'll earn lots of money. Man: What happens then? Trader: With that new wealth, you can buy new house, new car, a yacht or anything you want. Man: What happens then? Trader: You don't have to worry about your future and have a relaxing life. Man: What does it look like I am doing right now? |
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