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View in browser Yehuda Lave is an author, journalist, psychologist, rabbi, spiritual teacher, and coach, with degrees in business, psychology and Jewish Law. He works with people from all walks of life and helps them in their search for greater happiness, meaning, business advice on saving money, and spiritual engagement. Love Yehuda Lave Join my blog by sending me an email to YehudaLave@gmail.com A Light Unto the Nations / Am Yisrael Chai / Morah Leah A message of peace for the whole world! Spread the light! Performing acts of kindness - Am Yisrael Chai! ‪@morahleah613‬ morahleah@morahleahmusic.com Music and lyrics Leah Urso Produced in Tzfat, Israel with Yaakov Dahan The Three Musketeers at the Kotel The Three are Rabbi Yehuda Glick, famous temple mount activist, and former Israel Mk, and then Robert Weinger, the world's greatest shofar blower and seller of Shofars, and myself after we had gone to the 12 gates of the Temple Mount in 2020 to blow the shofar to ask G-d to heal the world from the Pandemic. It was a highlight to my experience in living in Israel and I put it on my blog each day to remember. The articles that I include each day are those that I find interesting, so I feel you will find them interesting as well. I don't always agree with all the points of each article but found them interesting or important to share with you, my readers, and friends. It is cathartic for me to share my thoughts and frustrations with you about life in general and in Israel. As a Rabbi, I try to teach and share the Torah of the G-d of Israel as a modern Orthodox Rabbi. I never intend to offend anyone but sometimes people are offended and I apologize in advance for any mistakes. The most important psychological principle I have learned is that once someone's mind is made up, they don't want to be bothered with the facts, so, like Rabbi Akiva, I drip water (Torah is compared to water) on their made-up minds and hope that some of what I have share sinks in. Love Rabbi Yehuda Lave. After 150 years: Fortification that protected the kings of Jerusalem uncovered At the City of David in the Jerusalem Walls National Park, archaeologists from the Israel Antiquities Authority and Tel Aviv University have discovered a massive moat, at least nine meters deep and at least 30 meters wide. https://www.israelnationalnews... 15-year-old girl astounded archaeologists after being discovered and perfectly preserved for over 500 years Known as 'The Maiden', the teenager is one of the best preserved mummies ever discovered Emily Brown Archeologists have praised the incredible preservation of a 15-year-old girl who was discovered more than 500 years after her death. Known as 'The Maiden', the mummified remains of the Inca girl were discovered by archaeologists in Argentina in 1999. She was found alongside two other children who have come to be known as 'the boy' and 'the girl of lightening', all of who are believed to have been left on a mountaintop as offerings to the gods. The children weren't purposefully preserved; instead the cold weather on the mountaintop worked to mummify their bodies, leaving their organs, blood, skin and even facial features largely unscathed. https://www.unilad.com/news/wo... One of world's oldest dinosaur fossils revealed by heavy rains in Brazil The researchers believe this discovery holds great promise for shedding light on the early days of dinosaurs and their evolutionary origins. https://interestingengineering... RABBI SCHWARTZ'S BUS JOKES OF THE WEEK So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like." "Sure.", I replied. Then she gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends. "What a nice lady", I thought, while happily munching on the nuts. A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat. After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts. I asked her, "Why don't you eat them yourself?" "Because we've got no teeth", she replied. "Then why do you buy them?", I asked. "Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them." I was crossing the street right next to some freaky dressed Free Palestine button wearing college student in Kafyia when suddenly a bus swerved over and ran him over. As I got up and picked myself up I thought to myself, "Wow! That could have been me!" Then I remembered I can't drive a bus. Two blondes are standing at a bus stop. One asks the other: "Which bus are you taking?" "Number 1. And you?" "Two." The bus with the number 12 pulls up and one of them says to the other: "Look, we're going together!" A blind woman got on a bus. Sadly, all the seats were taken. A man noticed that no one else on the bus was willing to give up their seat for the blind woman, so he kindly guided her to his seat and took a standing spot. As the bus started up, the man frowned at the others for their selfishness. Later that day, the man came home in tears, covered in bruises. "What's the matter?" asked the man's wife. "I lost my job as a bus driver So Achmed answers his door to find a somber-looking police officer standing on his porch. "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, sir," the officer says, "but it looks like your wife has been hit by a bus." The man replies, "Yeah, but she's got a great personality." A woman steps in front of a bus and dies instantly. She finds herself at the pearly gates, being greeted by God himself. He looks the woman up and down, and says "Hm... Strange. It's not your time! I'm sending you back." "Sending me back? How long until it IS my time?" she asks. "Worry not, my child. You have many, many more years until it is your time. You will live until the ripe old age of 108!" She's sent back to Earth and pops into her miraculously repaired body. She gets up, dusts herself off, and with a huge smile on her face immediately heads to the plastic surgeon. She proceeds to get a face lift, a tummy tuck, hair implants and more. "If I'm going to live to the old age of 108, I might as well look my best!" she happily thought. After all the surgeries and cosmetic procedures and makeovers, she looks STUNNING. Beautiful pouty lips and a tiny waist and long luscious hair. She walks out of the salon and BAM. She's hit by a bus and dies instantly. Once again, she is at the pearly gates and again, is greeted by God. "What in the world was that?!" she exclaims, "You said I was supposed to live until 108!" God looks her up and down and says "Well I didn't recognize you! So a cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway near my house... Police advised citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals. A boy excitedly reports to his miserly father..."Papa!" the boy exclaims. "Instead of buying a bus ticket, I ran home behind the bus and saved a dollar!" The father immediately slaps the child. "Spendthrift!" he screams. "You could have run home behind a taxi and saved twenty!" Yankel is sitting on the bus and sitting opposite him is a man trying to bite into an apple. "What's the matter?" asks Yankel. "I left my false teeth at home", the man replies. Yankel puts his hand in his pocket, "Here, try these", and hands him a set of false teeth. "Thanks, but they're too big". Yankel hands him another set, "Try these". "Perfect", says the man. "It's incredible that on the day I leave my false teeth at home, I sit on the bus opposite a dentist". "I'm not a dentist", says Yankel, "I work for the chevra Kadisha in a funeral parlor". I went for my interview to be an Egged bus driver. I said, "Sorry I'm late." They said, "You're hired" Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto. See you tomorrow bli neder We need Mashiach now! What is disliked by you, don't do to others. Be nice and kind and smile! Love Yehuda Lave Yehuda Lave, Spiritual Advisor and Counselor Jerusalem, Jerusalem  Israel 972-585043210 YehudaLave@gmail.com You received this email because you signed up on our website or made a purchase from us. Unsubscribe