The order for the new tugs for Haifa was moved from Turkey to a shipyard in Bulgaria in response to the Turkish ban on Israeli trade (Haifa Maritime Transport Company) RABBI SCHWARTZ'S REALLY TERRIBLE BUFFET JOKES OF THE WEEK Why did the chicken return to the buffet? To get to the other sides I always feel like a 9 or 10 after I leave a buffet.... Because I over ate. With all the instant messaging and texting lingo going around - with abbreviations like "LOL" and "OMG" and "BTW" - I asked a young lady named Kaila if she would be going to shul this Shabbat, and she replied to me "JFK." "JFK? What does that mean?", I asked. Kaila answered politely, "Just for Kiddush." I was at a Chinese buffet filling up my plate when I noticed something move in one of the food trays. I disregarded it and continued filling up my plate before heading back to the table. After I finished I went up again and made sure to keep an eye on that tray and lo and behold something moved again! This time I get a better look and it appeared to be a pair of eyes pop up, see me and quickly hide under the food again. I knew I had seen some eyes so I went over to the server and said 'excuse me but there's something alive in that tray.' He replied, 'oh, that's the Peking duck.' Mahatma Gandhi decides to open an all you can eat buffet. After thinking about a slogan for a while he settles on: "Gandhi's, when hunger strikes. I was too late to the cannibal buffet. They just gave me the cold shoulder A group of sheep walk into a buffet. The waiter approaches the group and says, "the ladies can eat, but the men will only be able to order drinks". "Baaa... care to explain yourself?" asks one of the rams "I'm sorry Sir, but as the sign stated on the door, this is an all ewe can eat buffet". Did you hear about the clock that went to the buffet? It went back four seconds. A scientist wanted to go to a buffet restaurant but they were closed for the day. So he got into his time machine and went back two hours. And after he ate a plate of spaghetti he was still hungry. So he went back four seconds.
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