| RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE GOYISH FASTING JOKES OF THE WEEK Fasting isn't expected of Muslims until they reach the age of maturity. This means that absolutely all Muslim children......grow up to fast My doctor told me intermittent fasting is good for weight loss. I told him it doesn't work for me. I haven't lost any weight even though I've been doing it multiple times a day I've finally started intermittent fasting and been doing all my eating within a window. Sad to say it's been the Burger place's drive thru window. What's the only thing a Muslim can eat while fasting. Fast food I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting. He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh. Fasting is like playing hide and seek with your appetite. Jewish fasting holidays always remind me how slow time can move when you stare at a bagel. |