| RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE ARTIFICAL JOKES OF THE WEEK What's the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity! Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavours. .....and furniture polish is made from real lemons ? A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: "Doctor, I have an ear ache." 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." 1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill." 1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!" What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I picked up a bag of gummy worms today. I've got to say I don't really understand their marketing strategy. The bag says 'no artificial flavors.'" the guy says. "I'm just curious who buys a bag of gummy worms hoping they taste as close to real worms as possible?" An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand. You shouldn't make fun of pets with artificial limbs. It's a faux paw My cow just got artificially inseminated. No bull. What do you call a luxury automobile with a built in artificial intelligence? Alexus. An old man is sitting quietly at a bar drinking whisky. After an hour of steady drinking, he leans over and says to the young man next to him, "I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye." Obviously this is impossible, and seeing an opportunity to take an easy 20 off a drunk, the young man says, "Okay. You're on." The old man, whips his artificial eye out and bites it. The young man sighs at being so easily fooled and hands over $20. The old man finishes another drink and then leans over again and say, "I bet you 100 bucks I can bite the other eye." Now the young man knows the man can see him and doesn't have two artificial eyes. So again he says. "You're on." The old man then whips off his dentures and bites the other eye.
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