RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY GAZA MEMES/ JOKES OF THE WEEK Permitted for Publishing- the Terrorist killed by Elor Azaria will not be freed in any deal with Hamas- neither will any other killed by good citizens… Near Future Game Show- "Facts Don't Matter
"Sorry Arthur, your answer was actually correct, but Paul shouted his opinion louder, so he gets the the point. And extra bonus point also go to Sue because she was offended by your answer. Gaza officials confirmed that 5,000 Palestinians died at the US-Canada Border Explosion.
What's the Middle East Word for Cease fire? Reload.
Hudna- When you are cornered and manage to get your enemy to stop fighting so that you reload, regroup and reposition to finish him off.
Dear Americans we are so glad that some of you are taking the day off from attacking Jews for Reclaiming their indigenous homeland to celebrate the holiday dedicated to the beginning of a colonial conquest of indigenous land. Happy Thanksgiving!
Anti-semitic incident today that shook me up. A guy told me to shut up. I was wearing a Kippa, so he knew was I was Jewish. Also I was in shul and it was Torah reading so he must've known I was Jewish…
Why are women so attracted to Daniel Hagari Israels' Military spokesperson? Because he's the only man that bother to update you every day, at a set time, what he did today, what he plans on doing tomorrow and then answer all of your questions at the end.
Facing an overwhelming influx of Hamas Martyrs, the virgins in heaven are now calling for a humanitarian cease fire.
In just two generations we went from being gassed for not being blonde and blue eyed to bein smeared as blond and blue eyed.
Palestinian Authority warns that Gaza Hospitals are running dangerously low on ammunition.
People can be taught to Hate and people can be taught to spell but apparently it is one or the other.
Red Cross is that kid who contributes nothing to the group project but when it comes to presenting stands in front and takes all the credit.
Israeli companies are now adding their own "Boycott Israel" stickers to all their products after learning this only increases sales!
Saying that hostages were treated well is no different than saying "her husband beats her but buys her nice jewlery and flowers…" Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, a Muslim what Al Asqa is built on top of…
Looks like there will be a public menorah lighting in Gaza this year… but not in London…
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