Get to Heaven Keep the Seven

Everybody wants spirituality. To be a good person means to walk in G-d's ways. How does that translate to reality? The only guidebook to spirituality that has stood the test of time is the Hebrew Bible. The Bible says that the Jews will be a light onto the nations. But if you are not a born Jew, you have to convert, which is not so easy!! If you do convert, it is a lot of work to be a Jew (three times a day prayer, keeping kosher, observing the Sabbath).

This blog will show you how to be Jewish without the work!!

Monday, August 8, 2016

Tchaikovsky: Swan Lake - The Kirov Ballet-a full version for your enjoyment

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

Let Positive Stories Add To Your Self-Image

People love stories. The stories you read and hear about great people are stored in your brain. You become a bit greater yourself with each positive story. Knowing how great people spoke and behaved makes it more likely that you will speak and act with similar patterns. Of course, we won't immediately act exactly like every great person we read and hear about, but we will improve.

The elevating and inspiring stories you read and hear about are part of the process of building your self-image: "I am a person who has added another story about positive thoughts, words, and actions into my brain and mind."

Love Yehuda Lave

B"H Bob Dylan (Shabtai Zushia,his Hebrew name)at his oldest son Jesse's (Yishai) Bar Mitzvah,at the Kotel,about 37 years ago.From left to right,Bob Dylan,Moshe Schlass (Officiating Rabbi,in charge of Bar Mitzvahs for the Ministry of Religion,at the Kotel),Bob's son Jesse (Now a well known public figure)

Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.     This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.


... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?   He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
 

And the cream of the twisted crop:

... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

 

ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN; It is cheap medicine

Tchaikovsky: Swan Lake - The Kirov Ballet

In this production of the best loved classical ballet 'Swan Lake' the naturally gifted Yulia Makhalina dances the challenging role of Odette/Odile from Leningrad

Danny Kaye presents an honoray Oscar to Stan Laurel

This Is Your Life Laurel & Hardy

Yehuda Glick speaks about the Temple Mount on Wendesday Night--Be there

Please join us for a "Nine Days" discussion about the

Temple Mount

With

Knesset Member

MK Rabbi Yehuda Glick

Director of Haliba – The Initiative for Jewish Freedom on the Temple Mount

(Please forward this to your friends. Lecture will be in 'easy' English)

What? Har Habayit – its history, what is going on today and Yehuda's story.

Why? It's the Nine Days and the Har Habayit is the center of it all.

Where? Bet Knesset Nitzanim 3 Asher St., Baka, Yerushalaim

When? Wednesday August 10, sixth of Av, 7:30 PM (19:30) doors open, lecture begins promptly

at 8:00 PM (20:00).

Cost? 25 Shekel with early RSVP (See bottom)

35 Shekel at the door.

Includes pizza, bagels and drinks. To guarantee a seat please RSVP.

MK Yehuda Glick's story

Why ascend Har Habayit?

Learn the history and beauty of Har Habayit.

What are the Halachot/Laws?

Q&A session

Please RSVP:

Gavriel 053-275-0977 (call or text)

gyarmish@inbox.com

Rabbi Yehuda Glick is an expert on the Halachot and history of Har Habayit. He is an official tour

guide who guided many people on the Temple Mount.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Bible Dead Sea Prophecy coming true

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

Write Notes of Praise and Admiration

Written positive feedback notes are more effective than verbal statements. When someone speaks or acts in especially positive ways, write short notes to that person expressing your admiration for what he said or did. This is especially valuable for parents, teachers, spouses, and mentors to do.

People have saved self-image building notes for ten, twenty, and thirty years. Imagine how you would feel if you knew that an image-building note you sent would be a cherished memento even thirty years later. At the very least you will bring a smile to someone's face.

Love Yehuda Lave

American Luke Aikins, leapt out of a plane at 25,000 feet WITHOUT a parachute , becoming the first skydiver to land safely on the ground in a small net. Full Story & Pics: http://www.onlysimchas.com/…/watch-skydiver-leaps-25000-fee…

https://www.facebook.com/shadchan/videos/10153644292086389/

Future Transport: What's the next big idea?

https://www.facebook.com/949111835206758/videos/991579660959975/

If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many is a video worth? Here is our Israeli F-35, the "Adir", in its maiden flight last week in the U.S

https://www.facebook.com/IsraeliAirForce.EN/videos/1220468114662825/

Fullfillment of Dead Sea Prophecy

http://www.breakingisraelnews.com/72711/fulfillment-dead-sea-prophecy-begun/#XTqLzX34oLioKOxy.97

Ashkenazi Jews eating Sephardi Foods

https://www.facebook.com/yideoclips/videos/790503671086306/

Almost every wild fish is infected with worms

https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/almost-every-kind-of-wild-fish-is-infected-with-worms

Congratulations! Curly married Valerie Newman today in 1947. Here's a picture of Curly, Valerie, and daughter Jane. Baby jane is soitenly adorable. #ThreeStooges

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Reports: Palestinian Flags Outnumber American Flags at Democratic National Convention

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

Don't Let Hurts Blind You To The Good

If someone has done something to you that you feel angry about, focus on some good quality of that person. He might have helped others or have virtues you can appreciate. The positive aspects of his character could be sufficient for you to erase your feelings of anger toward him.

Say to yourself, "It's enough for me that he has helped me in the past." Or, "It's enough for me that he has this or that virtue."

I had this experience with my Levi friend a morning last week. Suddenly my friend started a fight for no reason. I stood up to him, but remembered all the good things that he has done.

Love Yehuda Lave

 

 

Jews are supposed to be smart people

I want all my readers to love my work. I hate to lose a reader because I have chosen one side or another in politics.

I try to share Torah, not politics.  However, I am unblushingly a Zionist. The Torah says to live in Israel not the United States.

Israel however has survived in this rough neighborhood because of the support of the United States.

Obama however, has been not a friend of Israel, even putting us at risk for survival over his 8 years.

Clinton and the Democratic party appear to be more of the same. The other choice is Trump, which people don't know. It doesn't seem to be much choice except to see we have much better choice with Trump than those that sworn to kill us.

See below and the video about Whether Obama has been a friend to Israel or not?

 

Reports: Palestinian Flags Outnumber American Flags at Democratic National Convention

Palestinian flags were prominently displayed by activists at the Democratic National Convention (DNC) this week, amid an apparent lack of American flags, according to numerous media and social media postings.

Eye-witness accounts and press coverage of the first day of the DNC pointed out the limited presence of Old Glory.

According to Daily Caller reporter Alex Pfeiffer, "It doesn't look like there are any American flags. The stage is bland and grey, with no red, white or blue present. A thorough look at the crowd present also turns up no American flags."

In addition, activists were seen holding up signs reading, "I support Palestinian human rights."

Twitter users credited activist Ali Akin Kurnaz for initially raising the Palestinian flag at the Democratic Party confab. Kurnaz issued several tweets of his own during the first day of the event, criticizing the Democrats for what he claimed to be a pro-Israel stance.

 

 

A little boat for a Sunday outing

https://www.facebook.com/LuxuryLife.HD/videos/283382472029811/

Speaking of Outings--here is a Shalom Pollack tour coming up this week

read his post and there are details of his trips for this week:

 

http://www.jewishpress.com/blogs/guest-blog/conversations/2016/08/05/

You can either drink water like a regular cat, OR you can drink water like you are too fabulous to even care!

https://www.facebook.com/backtnature/videos/1329396473755905/

Endless love --Lional Ritche and Diana Ross

10 jobs that no longer exits

http://goo.gl/XjmMRE

The Next Time Someone Tries to Convince You That Obama is Pro-Israel, Show Them This

http://goo.gl/znjJln

NY Cops Stage Traffic Stop So Jewish Guy Can Propose to Girlfriend [video] The Post, in its unique fashion, used the story to rehash the NYPD bribery scandal involving accusations against the Shomrim.

http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/ny-cops-stage-traffic-stop-so-jewish-guy-can-propose-to-girlfriend-video/2016/07/30/

Law enforcement motivation--very graphic and with swear words

https://www.youtube.com/embed/2zyhOW-8Zcc

Thursday, August 4, 2016

God, Evolution, And Darwin: An Interview with Molecular Biologist Douglas Axe

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

Conceit vs. Inner Strength

External displays of arrogance and conceit are signs of an inner feeling of weakness. An insecure person tries to hide that insecurity by bluffing strength.

The arrogant person should realize that all he has, even wisdom, is a gift from the Almighty. It is a gift entirely undeserved, since it comes from the source of all wisdom, given over to a being without any original intelligence.

Is there any basis for someone who receives a large gift to feel conceited, compared to someone who received a smaller gift?

Love Yehuda Lave

Kahane on the Parsha

 

Rabbi Binyamin Kahane- Parshat Matot

 

WARS OF VENGEANCE HAVE DIFFERENT RULES

 

When Pinchas and the Jewish army return from battling Midian (in revenge for the Midianite women causing Israel to sin), Moses angrily questions Pinchas, "Have you kept all the women alive?!" Concerning this verse, the Ramban quotes the Sifri: "Pinchas answered Moses, 'As you commanded us, so we did!'"

 

The Ramban, however, notes: Nowhere in the Torah do we find Moses instructing Pinchas and his troops whom to kill and whom to keep alive. If so, the Ramban asks, what did Pinchas mean by his reply, "As you commanded us, so we did"? And if Pinch as did what Moses asked him to do, why was Moses upset?

 

The Ramban answers that a misunderstanding occurred. Pinchas assumed that the war against Midian was to be conducted like any other obligatory war (milchemet mitzvah) or permissible war (milchemet reshut), in which only males are generally killed. That is why Pinchas said, "As you commanded us, so we did." He meant, "We only killed the men as you commanded us in the Torah."

 

Why, then, did Moses get upset? Because the women "caused the Children of Israel, through the counsel of Bila'am, to revolt against the L-rd in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the L-rd" (Numbers 31:16).

 

This verse contains a vital lesson regarding warfare. In essence, it informs us that in addition to obligatory and permissible wars, there is another category of wars: wars of vengeance. For regular wars, the laws regarding whom to kill and whom to spare are clear and pre-set (see Rambam, Hilchot Melachim 6). For wars of vengeance, however, the laws are contingent upon the harm done to Israel.

 

Therefore, the rules of engagement vary from war to war, depending on the specific circumstances that led up to it. In the case of the war against Midian, which was fought because of the Midianite women's immoral behavior, the Jewish army should have made the women their very first victims. But the army did not understand this, and that is why Moses grew angry.

 

The notion that wars of vengeance should be fought in a different manner appears in the Book of Judges as well. When 3,000 men of Yehuda come to arrest Samson and turn him over to the Philistines, they ask him why he terrorized the Philistines. Samson answers: "As they did to me, so I did to them" (Judges 15:11). In other words, measure for measure. This is similar to what Shmuel HaNavi said to Agag, the Amalekite king, as he took him out to be executed: "Just as your sword made women childless, so shall your mother be childless among women" (1 Samuel 15:33). It is incumbent upon the haters of Israel to know: Punishment will be exacted from them in precise proportion to the measure they oppressed Israel!

 

King David, warrior and conqueror, also followed this principle. Our Rabbis tell us that David's war against Moab was retribution for the murder of his parents and brothers by the Moabite king. And when he defeated the Moabites, David treated them in a most unconventional fashion: "He measured his captives with a rope, laying them down on the ground and measuring two rope lengths to be put to death, and one rope length to be kept alive" (II Samuel 8:2). The Radak explains: "It was an act of revenge and humiliation." Once again, we see that treatment of the enemy during war is tailored to fit the circumstances at hand.

 

Darka Shel Torah, 1998

God, Evolution, And Darwin: An Interview with Molecular Biologist Douglas Axe

I'm not arguing against common ancestry or some form of descent with modification. What I'm saying is that accidental processes cannot possibly have invented these things

 

http://goo.gl/4MC6Zj

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-says-he-cannot-guarantee-social-security-checks-will-go-out-on-august-3/

The Two Jews Who Shared The First Nobel Prize In Medicine

http://goo.gl/iXsbAu