The myth of Israel’s ‘mass anti-government protests’ and Divers Made an Incredible Discovery Near the Titanic Shipwreck by Rosemary Giles and Unique Sites of Israel: Ancient Hebron: Part III By Nosson Shulman and Most Of The World's Nutmeg Comes From This Country and Mark Twain on Jews. Would that we were universally so viewed and Rabbi Schwartz jokes and cartoon and Why does Hebrew go from right to left?

View in browser Yehuda Lave is an author, journalist, psychologist, rabbi, spiritual teacher, and coach, with degrees in business, psychology and Jewish Law. He works with people from all walks of life and helps them in their search for greater happiness, meaning, business advice on saving money, and spiritual engagement. Love Yehuda Lave Join my blog by sending me an email to YehudaLave@gmail.com The myth of Israel's 'mass anti-government protests' Despite the media's lies, the leftist rallies are no big deal.  Daniel Greenfield https://www.israelnationalnews... The Three Musketeers at the Kotel The Three are Rabbi Yehuda Glick, famous temple mount activist, and former Israel Mk, and then Robert Weinger, the world's greatest shofar blower and seller of Shofars, and myself after we had gone to the 12 gates of the Temple Mount in 2020 to blow the shofar to ask G-d to heal the world from the Pandemic. It was a highlight to my experience in living in Israel and I put it on my blog each day to remember. The articles that I include each day are those that I find interesting, so I feel you will find them interesting as well. I don't always agree with all the points of each article but found them interesting or important to share with you, my readers, and friends. It is cathartic for me to share my thoughts and frustrations with you about life in general and in Israel. As a Rabbi, I try to teach and share the Torah of the G-d of Israel as a modern Orthodox Rabbi. I never intend to offend anyone but sometimes people are offended and I apologize in advance for any mistakes. The most important psychological principle I have learned is that once someone's mind is made up, they don't want to be bothered with the facts, so, like Rabbi Akiva, I drip water (Torah is compared to water) on their made-up minds and hope that some of what I have share sinks in. Love Rabbi Yehuda Lave. Why does Hebrew go from right to left? Why do other languages go from left to right? Rabbi Dr. Raymond Apple https://www.israelnationalnews... Divers Made an Incredible Discovery Near the Titanic Shipwreck Rosemary Giles https://www.msn.com/en-us/trav... Most Of The World's Nutmeg Comes From This Country Read More: https://www.tastingtable.com/1... Mark Twain on Jews. Would that we were universally so viewed A Timeless Note from Mark Twain About the Jewish People, published in theyear 1899: "If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is asprominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in the world, in all the ages; and has done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it. The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed, and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other peoples have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?" - Mark Twain RABBI SCHWARTZ'S REALLY BAD ISRAELI ELECTION JOKES OF THE WEEK After the results of the Israeli Elections Joe Biden called Bennet to wish him congratulations… In honor of Liebermans party not making it into the Knesset there will be a big Kiddush in Shul with sugar drinks and disposable plates and cups Whoever used to yell at Bibi "Lech!" got instead "Lech Lecha!" and next week they will get Chayei "Sara" (Netanyhau) If you're sitting on the beach and see Achmed Tibi trying to drown himself over Bibi's win and you have a choice to save him or eat a sandwich. What type of sandwich would you eat Tuna or pastrami? It'll be interesting to see which government positions Ben Gvir will give Bibi when the negotiations are over. If you told a Jew a few hundred years ago that a Jew would be able to vote for their own candidate in an election to establish a government in our country, they would find it very hard to believe. If however you told them that we had those elections every few months because the candidates couldn't' get along with one another and would constantly topple the government they would then find it much easier to swallow it. We really have to do something about the relationship between the government and it's criminals and prisoners. It just doesn't seem fair that there are only 120 seats in the Knesset for them to receive an office and position. When I vote tomorrow do you think I need to bring my Teudat Zehut or will the remember it from last time? It's funny after Bibi won half the country said that they are now planning on leaving the country. You see, in one day he solved the housing crisis. We ask you please don't reveal the results of the election to the Meretz party. Their families have not yet been informed… So an Ashkenazi man dies and comes up to heaven and as he enters Gan Eden he sees that the entire garden is filled with smells of Matbucha and kibbeh and he realizes that he is entirely surrounded by Sefardim. When he asks the angel why there are only Sefardim here, the angel explained that they were all Shas voters and Maran had promised them Olam Habah if they vote for his party. "But then why are there some Ashkenazim, sitting there in the corner" he asked. "Oh those" the angel said "They were part of the heskem odafim (the extra votes agreement") that Shas had with Gimmel. I think the last two years I spent more time in the public school auditorium where the voting booths were than in my daughters' school… The way things work after the elections. The new mayor of the city decided that it was time to fulfill his election promise to build a new bridge for the city. He went to the local Arab contractor, Achmed, and asked for a quote and was told it would cost 120 million shekel. When asked what the breakdown Achmed explained-"40 million for material, 40 million for workers and 40 million profit" He then went to the Boris the Russian contractor and asked him how much it would cost and he was told it would be 240 million shekel. When asked to explain Boris said that it was "80 million for material, 80 million for workers and 80 million profit" Finally, to make it fair he went over to the Jewish contractor and was quite shocked when they guy told him that it would be 400 million shekel. By far this was the most expensive quote. When asked to explain Dudu said "It's very simple. 140 million for you, 140 million for me and 120 million to the Achmed the Arab that will do the work for us." Needless to say he got the contract… Unique Sites of Israel: Ancient Hebron: Part III By Nosson Shulman Unique Sites of Israel: Ancient Hebron: Part III | The Jewish Press - JewishPress.com | Nosson Shulman | 26 Heshvan 5783 – November 20, 2022 | JewishPress.com See you tomorrow bli neder We need Mashiach now! Love Yehuda Lave Yehuda Lave, Spirtual Advisor and Counselor Jerusalem, Jerusalem  Israel 972-585043210 YehudaLave@gmail.com You received this email because you signed up on our website or made a purchase from us. Unsubscribe