A Bnei Brak kind of Channakuh -I was there in the rain last night--spiritual experience

Can't see images? Click here...                                                             Rabbi Yehuda Lave Win Without Being Aggressive Some people feel that they can accomplish only by being aggressive. But wisdom combined with love and compassion is much more powerful and effective. Love Yehuda Lave This is a joke--I am eating neither latkes or safganiout --too many calories Many people have been asking me about the Halachos of Chanuka and I feel it's important to calm everyone down. 1. Starting today you should start eating at least 2-3 donuts a day to get your body ready. > > 2. Once Chanuka starts you must eat as many donuts a day as you light candles. So day 4 would be 4 donuts, day 7 would be 7 ..... etc ........ > > 3. If you don't remember how many you ate, you eat as many as possible to eat the Shiur Hayom. > > > > 4. Baked donuts are not counted and should be avoided like Trayf. > > > > 5. At least one doughnut a day should have jelly. > > > > 6. Most Rishonim agree that custard and jelly donuts are Mitzvha Min Hamuvchar. > > > > 7. If you are in middle of eating donuts and you didn't have in mind that it's Lshem Mitzvahs Chanuka. You're NOT YOTZE! And you start over again. > > > > 8. If you had triple bypass and are told by a physician to avoid donuts, some Poskim hold you should eat the donuts, and it's your opportunity for Mesiras Nefesh Mammosh. > > > > 9. Avoid physical activity on Chanuka. We want the miracle of oils to be visible on you. Crazy car pileup in Montreal. Bus Police and Snowplow! See what you miss not being in Montreal in the Winter!! Bette Midler and Ms. Judd--two great ladies sing the Rose--women singing obviously 'Donald Trump WILL be President' US judge pulls the plug on recount plea in Michigan.. Thank G-d as we saw what Oboma Pulled   http://shr.gs/aDfAxuI When a painting comes to life Breath test could diagnose cancer and other deadly diseases in SECONDS http://shr.gs/4Uazbmb When you need your beer fast!!! See you tomorrow my friends Rabbi Yehuda Lave Your mailing address Contact Phone Website LIKE TWEET FORWARD You received this email because you signed up on our website or made purchase from us. Unsubscribe