I fear Google (and G-d) please open and read this email regrading SPAM

I have to take a chance and send this email out as blog, but will not do so anymore.

Google knocked me off the internet for three days without telling me a reason and since they don't charge for most of their services they have no customer service if something goes wrong as it did.

They don't like individual users sending out a lot of email as they are afraid among other things that it is SPAM so they kill a fly with a sledgehammer and knock you off the internet without telling you why or how to fix the problem.

One solution I came up with is to use commercial e mailers who charge a small fee but then are regulated by allowing people to opt out. Many syagouges and outer non-profits and writers like me are having this problem and this is one solution.

The problem is that many of your email receiver's treat the messages (including mine) as spam..

If however, you look in your spam box or (in Google's case also the promotion tab) you will see my email that says Rabbi Yehuda Lave.  If you mark it not spam once or as no promotion it will go in your main box.  All you have to do is tell me you don't want my wonderful insights and I will take you off my list. But if you do want me, and I hope you do, just look in your spam box today for either of the two emails I sent out (from two different providers--I am trying to see which one of the two does a better job) and put it in your mail box.

Please do this today. Thanks

I am fine tuning this and so far so good. If however, I did not send this to you, you would not know to check your Spam or promotion box.

Your friend who loves to write to you. Also note, I have a back up blog now called Judasim without the work, but it will carry the same articles.

Rabbi yehuda lave

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in Israel

In the following flavors: 

Wailing Walnut 

Moishemellow 

Mazel Toffee 

Chazalnut 

Oy Ge-malt 

Mi Ka-mocha 

Bernard Malamint 

Berry Pr'i Hagafen 

Choc-Eilat Chip 

Simchas T'Oreo 

It should be noted that all of these flavors come in either a cup or a Cohen.

Phyllis Dillerisms… (I wonder how many people actually remember who
she was! ) lol

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty
fades, so will his eyesight.
-Phyllis Diller

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
-Phyllis Diller

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like
shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
-Phyllis Diller

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never
wear the same outfit in public.
-Phyllis Diller

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
-Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
-Phyllis Diller

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I
want to move in with them.
-Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the
only thing that keeps some parents going.
-Phyllis Diller

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank
has just been robbed.
-Phyllis Diller

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them
to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down
and shut up.
-Phyllis Diller

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
-Phyllis Diller

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job
the next day.
-Phyllis Diller

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got
gin in the steam iron.
-Phyllis Diller

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
-Phyllis Diller

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
-Phyllis Diller

My photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.
-Phyllis Diller


Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle -  keep
away from children.
-Phyllis Diller

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours
ago it was grass.'
-Phyllis Diller

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you
can't see him laughing.
-Phyllis Diller

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
-Phyllis Diller

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Visit my Blog: http://yehudalave.blogspot.com

or http://www.yehudalave.com/

or back up blog

http://loveheced.blogspot.com  (Judaism without the Work)

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Visit my Blog: http://yehudalave.blogspot.com

or http://www.yehudalave.com/

or back up blog

http://loveheced.blogspot.com  (Judaism without the Work)