Get to Heaven Keep the Seven

Everybody wants spirituality. To be a good person means to walk in G-d's ways. How does that translate to reality? The only guidebook to spirituality that has stood the test of time is the Hebrew Bible. The Bible says that the Jews will be a light onto the nations. But if you are not a born Jew, you have to convert, which is not so easy!! If you do convert, it is a lot of work to be a Jew (three times a day prayer, keeping kosher, observing the Sabbath).

This blog will show you how to be Jewish without the work!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Funny English Expressions and Dennis Prager😇

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

I Need to know if the email I sent this morning from the other commercial server went into spam or into promotions box. I sent this same email from the other comerical mailer I am using and it went into Spam or promotions on my email. Can you check both your spam and your promotions box to see if your received both emails is there and move into your regular box and let me know.thanks Yehuda. One says it comes from Mailerlite (this one) and the other one was from Benchmark. I have regained access to my account (Bouch Hashem)

I am sending this email from my second commercial email sender since Google no longer allows multiple emails sent. I will alternernate between the two senders, so as you did with the other sender, you may have to move this email from spam, business or another box to put it your main box. I appreciate my readers and I do this as a labor of love. You don't have to do anything except enjoy my emails and move them to your in box to read at your convenience. Your friend always, Yehuda Lave

Become ""Independently"" Wealthy

Attachment makes you emotionally dependent. Become free. Give up your attachments. Allow your happiness in life to be dependent on your own mind and not on anything external. Attachments are normal. We all become attached to people, possessions, our environment and usual circumstances. A master of happiness will appreciate what he or she has while they have them and the moment any specific thing is gone or lost, the focus will be on other things to appreciate and be grateful for. At times, this could be gratitude for the memories that remain. Material and physical objects are temporary, memories are forever.

A master at non-attachment has nothing to worry about. Worry comes from dependence on things remaining the way you wish them to be.

Some people are concerned, "But if I am not attached to something, I won't enjoy it." Just the opposite. You will enjoy it more while you have it. It's like passing by a beautiful garden or sunset. You enjoy the moment. You don't own it and aren't attached to it. Therefore your enjoyment of it is total and complete.

A spiritual consciousness is that as long as it is the will of your benevolent omniscient and omnipotent Father in Heaven that you should have something, you will have it. When your having it has served your ultimate mission in life, you no longer need this. You need other things. And you will always have exactly what you need to fulfill your purpose in this world.

Love Yehuda Lave

Prager: The Left and the Attack on Paris

This was not an "attack on all humanity." It was an attack on Western liberal values.

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/prager-left-and-attack-paris

Gruesome New Arab Playground Favorite: 'Hide-and-go-stab'

Incitement in Palestinian Arab society has reached a new low as captured in a disturbing video being shared on Arab social media in recent days, which reveals that the latest rage in playground games among Palestinian Authority (PA) schoolchildren is "hide-and-go-stab." In the video, filmed at the Farah "refugee camp" near Jenin in Samaria, four Arab children play the part of Jewish victims replete with kippahs on their heads, and walk past where a child playing the role of the Arab terrorist is lurking behind a corner. He then jumps out and pretends to stab each of them in turn with a knife, using the handle side of the lethal weapon. The children fall, shouting "ima," the Hebrew word for mother, as they play out the part of Jewish victims and other children videotape the entire "game." The new fad, educating the next generation of terrorists who have come as young as 11 in the recent wave of attacks, can be seen by clicking on the image below.

Source: Arutz Sheva

http://www.israelvideonetwork.com/gruesome-new-arab-playground-favorite-hide-and-go-stab/?omhide=true&utm_source=MadMimi&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Gruesome+New+Arab+Playground+Favorite%3A+%27Hide-and-go-stab%27&utm_campaign=20151117_m128283904_11%2F17+Breaking+Israel+Video%3A+Gruesome+New+Arab+Playground+Favorite%3A+%27Hide-and-go-stab%27&utm_term=New+Arab+Playground+Favorite_3A+_27Hide-and-go-stab_27


FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.



1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES,
WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS THAT HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

5 . I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN,
"WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6 . WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS,
DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF,
IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS?
ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK IN AND CLEAN THEM?

15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL,
IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE,
DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS:
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS,
DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO,
WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE AN 'S' IN IT?

29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES,
DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

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